hatsapp needs no introduction.But still for few of those readers …WhatsApp Messenger is a cross-platform instant messaging application for smartphones and selected feature phones that uses the Internet as medium instead of sending SMS. In addition to text messaging, users can send each other images, video, and audio media messages as well as their present location using one of their many features that they provide.It has more than 600 million users who have installed whatsapp messanger and are active.just recently this huge whatsapp messaging app was brought by facebook for whooping 19 billion dollars.
Whatsapp status is a small content that appears on every user profile.This can be used to convey some thought or some happenings of life.
Here we have compiled such whatsapp status which includes funny whatsapp status,attitude,love status,whatsapp quotes,college status, and many many more.
1). Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
2). Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
3). Problem becomes sexy if you knows how to Flirt with situation….
4). Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
5). Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON. …………(best funny whatsapp status)
6). Save water drink beer.
7). Don’t let yourself become an easy target for people when they are angry…
8). I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’
9). If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
10). Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!
11). When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.
12). I am not virgin, My life f**ks me everyday.
13). Mistakes are proof that you are trying. …….(best whatsapp status quotes)
14). I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog. …………(another great whatsapp quote)
15). Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
16). Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
17). My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
18). Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
19). If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing.
20). You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
21). women are like WIFI. they see all the available devices but only connect to the strongest one
22). I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
23). Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. …..(best whatsapp status)
24). Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
25). You and me make a wonderful WE 🙂 ❤ …….(whatsapp love status )
26). Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
27). The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
28). Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.
29). Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
30). My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
31). Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.–Arthur Ashe
32). When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
33). Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing.
34). Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can’t laugh at yourself, CALL ME…I’LL LAUGH AT YOU. ……….(funny whatsapp status)
35). Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words. 😀
36). Born to express not to impress.
37). Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.–Kevin Kruse
38). Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
39). How other see you, is not important…How you see yourself means everything.
40). love is a policy,without terms and conditions.
41). The road to success is always under construction. ……………….(whatsapp status quotes)
42). Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
43). I drink to make other people interesting.
44). if love is true …it will always find a way ❤ ^_^
45). God doesn’t love you because this is your wish not his…
46). Hey there! WhatsApp is using my Internet Data Balance 😀
47). Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
48). I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
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49). If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
50). hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business
51). Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend !
52). We are WTF generation – WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.
53). I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God. …………….(Attitude whatsapp status )
54). When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.
55). Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!
56). I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
57). The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
58). I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
59). Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
60). Silent people have the loudest minds.
61). If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
62). Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.
63). If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.–Booker T. Washington
64). Take my blood, sweat and tears, but never touch my pride…
65). “370HSSV0773H” Read it upside down.
66). An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.
67). If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
68). I attribute my success to this, I never gave or took any excuse.–Florence Nightingale
69). Learn the rule like a Pro, so that you can break it like an Artist. ………..(best whatsapp messenger )
70). Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!
71). Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
72). Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
73). I’m too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?
74). I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
75). Hey there! I’m using cocaine 😀
76). I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.
77). I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
78). Distance is suck… My room is so far away from kitchen ……..(whatsapp love status)
79). When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity 😀
80). I am the cheapest to hire, but the most expensive to retire…
81). People with status don’t need status.
82). Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!!
83). Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
84). People who gossip with you, most likely gossip about you.
85). Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. ………..(whatsapp quotes)
86). Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
87). Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
88). Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.
89). Always doing the same things, which I hate most!
90). I love my job only when I’m on vacation
91). OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.
92). I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog. ………(whatsapp status)
93). Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid.. but not blind.
94). she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.
95). Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
96). Born to fight fight to kill ready to die but never will.
97). Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
98). Online by public demand 😛 ……..(best Attitude status )
99). The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
100). Yes , I m single , & You’ve to be damn beautiful to change it.;)
101). I smile …Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
102). During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power. …..(funny exam whatsapp status)
103). A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.–Albert Einstein
104). I didn’t choose you…. my heart did ❤
105). FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
106). Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. ………(quote whatsapp status)
107). I hope Karma slaps you in the face before i do.!!